Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Golf Balls

One of the benefits of living where we do is the amount open space around us which is unusual in an urban environment. A mile from us is the University of Minnesota Twin Cities campus, affectionately known as "Moo U" to the locals (although being from Michigan I always thought Michigan State University took that title). There are at least 40 to 60 acres of test plots of various plants or vegetables being grown. Then there is the U of M Golf course. Walking around the course (which is surrounded by roadways, and is slightly more than a mile square) I can on occasion find an errant ball hit by some hacker ( I use this term as opposed to "slicer" or "hooker" which can carry different meanings). Yesterday though I hit the mother lode. In the course of one 45 minute walk I found 7 balls! This bring the total of balls found in the last two years to 16.
Now, I do not golf, having given it up several years ago because I too was a hacker. So the question is what to do with the balls. One thought is to give them to somebody that belongs to GA . But then, isn't that like giving a drink to an alcoholic? We could give them to my step-dad Don who plays in a league down in Indiana. Or we could give them to nephew Iain, our recently returned Army veteran. While we puzzle this out I will continue to walk, hoping to again strike the mother lode

3 comments:

Edith said...

You could also give them to people who have little brown dogs who like to chase and play with them...or I suppose you could keep them for your cats to chase around the house as well! Blessings on your day!

Becky said...

I heard through the grapevine (Leslie) that you're looking at driving limousines this summer. The pictures tell me you are having an awesome summer.

God bless!

Senior Seminarian said...

So Edith, is that a hint? As I found two more yesterday, I would be happy to donate them to the "little brown dog" fund! :)